1. he watches biographies on stalin
2. he thinks watching those biographies is a form of learning
3. he thinks learning is fun
4. he makes up techno-funk songs for our dog
5. he changes the lyrics to songs to match whatever is happening at the time
6. if i say something even remotely related to a song lyric, he will complete the line
7. he buys me apricots and then mini-bags them by appropriate serving size so i can have healthy snacks
8. he likes my poetry, and since he is a smarty, that means something
9. he never lets me get down on myself about anything i perceive as negative
10. he has no time for people who are toxic, and he has taught me to feel the same
11. the way he plays with our dog makes me smile
12. he treats my parents with complete respect and genuinely likes them
13. he totally gets my relationships with my close male friends
14. he makes me laugh all the time
15. he is hot to trot
I’m giggling as I picture your dog looking back and forth between you and your husband while he’s singing made-up-techno-funk songs with his eyes closed (I just added the “eyes closed” part because people are always hilariously-awesome when the sing loudly with their eyes closed).